Wednesday 4 July 2012

Observing the Loons pt1

What is this?

This is a collection of my thoughts based on random peoples' everyday behaviour that make our headlines or people I have randomly observed in my day to day survival who quite simply make me, 1- laugh, 2- criticise, 3- angry. I am absolutely astonished by how ‘normal’ people act as they go about their everyday business or someone else's. People are strange and I reserve my right to pass judgement/mock/use as an example of how not to live.

Generally my observational comments that derive from my thoughts aren't always very nice and innocent virgin eyes or those people with daisy chains permanently worn around their necks will probably find me quite rude. Frank I say. I pick on vulnerable people and their deepest insecurities. My question now is what makes people ‘vulnerable’and who presents that label? Normal people.

Normal people seem to walk about without proper conduct, no manners, lacking in decent moral code, weak principles, rectitude and standards. Without shame and pride, they have no idea of how their behaviour can cause me so much laughter! For that I thank you.

I don’t proclaim for one second to be anything other than normal. I strive for success, the best, to perform at the top of my game and generally achieve about 10% of that. I love my family, my expensive home, fast car and all the other pathetic material possessions that make us lose track of what's important in life. There are some complete morons out there though and we can all sit for a maximum of two seconds and come up with a complete retard that we know….. No, its most probably you then.

My slant on life isn’t purely aimed at individual morons. Collective morons make good victims of abuse too as well as institutions and in particular, those exempt from common courtesy and those who insist upon us wearing high viz vests to cross a road! The high viz vest police should be replaced by the common sense police, there should be a group of people going through life giving people a slap on the head/punch in the face every time someone falls over in the street and tries to blame someone else- your parents taught you how to walk, clearly they did a shit job- sue them for not teaching you how to correctly place one foot in front of other whilst staying vertical! Accept the fact that sometimes you may need to coordinate your eyes to work in conjunction with your feet to ensure you step over any obstacles that may cause your walking exercise to fail. Small example of why we need a common sense police. The high viz society would blame said fall on incorrect wearing of ear defenders and lack of high visibility clothing! Common sense v’s moronic policies, sorry people common sense prevails for me every time. Maybe as a compromise we can invent a ‘walking class’ for those who disagree, teach them how to walk by breaking it down into easy steps, just a thought.

Embrace who you are, integrity is far more important that being socially accepted by every single group, being excluded is often quite fun, standing on the outside laughing at those on the inside is great, liberating, although don’t stand too far out as there's probably a fine line between being independent and being a complete social outcast, before you know it you’re a loner who
lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience continually developing sociopathic desires without even realising it. Whilst commentating on others I frequently feel the need to reel myself back to thoughts that are socially accepted otherwise I fear I may end up as described in the last paragraph. Especially at work, there really are some ‘characters’ there.